February 25, 2001: [•] Forget al Qaeda terrorists and that Saddam Hussein guy. The world is being invaded slowly, but surely by another devious threat. Yes, I’m talking about The Wiggles. Are you not aware of The Wiggles’ power? Have you not seen the way they trace children with their devil music? NO! Blasphemy! Li’l Pooh sits in a trance in front of the TV as The Wiggles banter on about mashed bananas and magic tricks. I know you are evil Wiggles and the jig is up!
Ahoy there me hearties! [•] I’ve got a ton of documents to work on today, as well as, train a new hire. Since I’m going to be such a busy beaver today this will be all for now. Cheers!